we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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