Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
