Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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