Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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