PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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