shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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