Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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