If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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