remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
