so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
