Having a random hookup so left but love u
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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