Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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