their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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