Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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