If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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