Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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