And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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