He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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