do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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