Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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