I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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