you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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