Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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