Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Randomize
