Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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