You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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