no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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