Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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