I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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