just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
dude. I can hear the air.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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