i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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