let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
