And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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