Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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