i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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