My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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