There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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