you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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