He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I didn't notice because vodka
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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