I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Randomize
