Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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