i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
honey bunches of taint.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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