Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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