How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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