what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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