your thong is hanging out like whoa
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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