I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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