No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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