What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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