I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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