how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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